the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via tyleroakley)


i hate when you become self-aware of yourself blinking

(via shouldnt)

Pre-School Adventures #2

Pre-School Adventures #1

Pre-School Adventures #1



Marvel Babies from Skottie Young

Team Marvel Babies Concept

by Skottie Young

Deviant Art - Tumblr - Twitter

(via smosh)

Meet Marley!

Chubby bunny is chubby.🐰

Pre-School Adventures #3
"Rainbow Hat Man"
Pre-School Adventures #3

"Rainbow Hat Man"




isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?


(via infamousgod)

man: when you dress like that it's like putting a steak in front of a dog. what do you expect?
woman: *proves that even dogs have discipline*
man: wHat!!!!!11!!!?????? WHY ??????????????????????????????????? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPARING US FREE-THINKING MALE CITIZENS TO DOGS????????????????????/ FEMINISM IS MISANDRY!!!!!1!!!!!111!! WHERE DID OUR MEN'S RIGHTS GO